Parents, talk to your children about hide-and-seek.

Parents, talk to your children about hide-and-seek.

On this eventful day, we mourn summer, live of terror of multiple tropical storms and brain-eating amoebae, fear the desertification of our cherished urban areas, and speculate on the dietary habits of Martians, the insincerity of hurricane models, and the mastication systems of sea life.

On this eventful day, we mourn summer, live of terror of multiple tropical storms and brain-eating amoebae, fear the desertification of our cherished urban areas, and speculate on the dietary habits of Martians, the insincerity of hurricane models, and the mastication systems of sea life.

At my own beach, I’m not generally expected to tow my master to shore, but dogs have their own idea of fun, I guess.

At my own beach, I’m not generally expected to tow my master to shore, but dogs have their own idea of fun, I guess.

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By taking a cue from the Ghostbusters. The trap is ready; prepare the proton packs!

By taking a cue from the Ghostbusters. The trap is ready; prepare the proton packs!

"Oh my goodness, you mean me? You want me on your wound? I… I don’t know what to say. This is all happening so fast. Perhaps we could get to know each other a bit better first?”

"Oh my goodness, you mean me? You want me on your wound? I… I don’t know what to say. This is all happening so fast. Perhaps we could get to know each other a bit better first?”

Nothing worse than a disorderly tropical storm.

Nothing worse than a disorderly tropical storm.

Day by day, inch by inch, the dark mother of all birds scrapes at the earth that confines her. For millennia she has waited; the last mankind ever hears will be the cracking of stone, the rustling of feathers, and the 140 staccato bursts of the Tweet That Brings The End.

Day by day, inch by inch, the dark mother of all birds scrapes at the earth that confines her. For millennia she has waited; the last mankind ever hears will be the cracking of stone, the rustling of feathers, and the 140 staccato bursts of the Tweet That Brings The End.

The colorful bandana, the cryptic tattoos, the defiant gestures flashed at the space police—there could be no mistake. Organized celestial crime had come at last to the sleepiest little corner of the galaxy.

The colorful bandana, the cryptic tattoos, the defiant gestures flashed at the space police—there could be no mistake. Organized celestial crime had come at last to the sleepiest little corner of the galaxy.

Before you travel back in time to soak up the rays of a marginally younger sun, be sure to perform a cost-benefit analysis.

Before you travel back in time to soak up the rays of a marginally younger sun, be sure to perform a cost-benefit analysis.

Because the merfolk let no mortal return alive.

Because the merfolk let no mortal return alive.

Little ingrates never write or call, either, but they always seem to make time for that plague-ridden forest.

Little ingrates never write or call, either, but they always seem to make time for that plague-ridden forest.

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